Please don't spit in my drink. I ask that all first-time exchanges of bodily fluids be preceded by a meal, and the lime you put in my rum and coke does not count.
When you get to be my age, you read "topical" as "typical". That's what I did. And, so now I've been bitchy about what I saw as bitchy, but it all relied on a misread letter. Color me sorry. And, you can have all the popcorn you want.
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A weather blog, how topical.
Please don't spit in my drink. I ask that all first-time exchanges of bodily fluids be preceded by a meal, and the lime you put in my rum and coke does not count.
A bitchy comment from a gay man: even more typical.
Ok, ok, I won't spit in your drink. If I put a bowl of popcorn in front of you, together with the cuba libre, how's that?
That was not a bitchy comment, it was a bon mot -- a semi-clever play on the double meaning of the word "topical." Sheesh.
And popcorn will be fine.
When you get to be my age, you read "topical" as "typical". That's what I did. And, so now I've been bitchy about what I saw as bitchy, but it all relied on a misread letter. Color me sorry. And, you can have all the popcorn you want.
Hanging my head in shame.
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